My husband went ice fishing with a buddy this morning. No big deal, right?
Until I went to the fridge. I saw this as I grabbed milk and kinda thought,’ Well that’s funny. Why are these there?‘ Huh.
And then I went back to said fridge and grabbed one of these and read the package. And saw the wiggle.
OH HOLY CHRIST!!!!!!!!!
Me: What the fuck is this? Why are there maggots in my fridge?
Hubby: Well, they have to be kept cold.
Me: In the fridge???? I spend half my fucking life trying to keep maggots out of there!!!
Hubby, sighing: They’re not maggots if they’re bait. Duh…
Ummm, yes. Yes, they are. But you gotta admire his attempt at logic.
If you’ll excuse me, I must go bleach my fridge.
And beat my husband about the face and neck area.